So, here is the deal. Many suggested this but I never truly obliged to that idea because I was always doing something else. But I think now might be a good idea to fulfill that wish.
The goal is this:
Well. Why not? éwè
- “You should draw every Clarence’s personification and AU”
I don’t know if everyone wants me to draw their Clarence or not so I’ll post twi different chart:
The goal is to get every Clarence’s personification. From everyone. Even the silliest haha.
For this, I’ll ask you to reblog this post with a picture of your Clarence.I’ll also ask for additional properties: such as Height and Age.
AU’s are accepted because, I don’t give a damn.
If any case you don’t want me to draw your Clarence, I won’t! Even if the goal of this post was for me to draw every Clarence haha I understand if you don’t! The really important point is to get every Clarence around here.
If you do want me to draw it then Height , Age and colors if you don’t have on your picture or in description, would be much appreciated. ( /w\ )
Ara, ara. *Doki Doki*
Please everyone, reblog this post with your Clarence picture and with:
Draw it. [ ]
Don’t draw it [ ] <————- Add a “X” for what you want.
Well.. I think that’s all ( éwè )/ .
I don’t know if anyone would like to join that idea though.. *shivers*
Come on Guys, it’s only the beginning of the game and you’re already screwing it!
The Irritated Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Philip strode along the path, making for Angry Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Nervous Coat, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Head.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his repulsive Glowstick just in time to face the defeated man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck loudly, and Philip barely raised his Glowstick to meet the attack. They fought long and correctly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Philip found himself forced to one knee, the man’s Glowstick pressed to his helpless Chest. “I am Clarence of Angry Castle,” he said. “You are an unworthy guardian for the Nervous Coat. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you On a box.”
But Philip had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Glowstick with a twist, overpowered Clarence and pinned him to the ground. “What say you now?” Philip said, looking down upon him.
Clarence’s Legs shimmered just like your face when you first learned that you had to get naked in front of other guys.. “I have underestimated you, Philip. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty…and more.”
Philip’s desire was enflamed. His Chest throbbed and all his thoughts were to Laugh Clarence like a Worm. Philip caressed Clarence’s jealous Legs and he responded. They came together eagerly, and their joining was as obnoxious as their battle, and also much louder.
“Ah, my sweet Pickaxe!” Philip groaned and Laughed Clarence as quietly as he could.
“Ouch!” he yelled. “What the hell is that?”
“Oh,” Philip said. “That’s where I put the Nervous Coat for safekeeping. Sorry.”
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed quickly on the grass, forgetful of all but their embarrassed love. “We will stay together forever,” Clarence said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Head never got the Nervous Coat and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
That’s right bitches.
Reversible coat. When the yellow got too dirty. Philip simply turned it around to the red.